Minutes before officially opening the mysterious tunnel, experts had deployed high-powered lidar and GPS bursts to ensure it was in the right place, and were surprised when Newman and two of his symbiote pod-mates emerged blinking into the orange winter night.
Not seen for many moons, sacked public servant Campbell Newman (west) emerged from his burrow, artlessly flanked by two of his symbiote pod-mates.
It is understood that Newman, hibernating for the winter in his taxpayer-funded luxury lair and kept warm only by his compactness, had been electrocuted awake by the exotic gamma-pulses of Transurban location-finders. Thinking it two years ago, when he was still in a position to impose his relevance on us, he and his sac-brood quickly attached poor-fitting suits from their kill-pile, and scurried out to where they assumed cameras would be waiting, failing to notice that there was only one camera and it was to their right.
Witnesses claim the beings emerged from this non-organic bolthole, circled above.
Little is known about the so-called "Legacy Way" or its purpose or intent. Griffith University researchers have long assumed it to be a method for conveying auto-vehicles, but have yet to gather any evidence of said implements being used in or on it, and have received no oral or written reports from drivers intending to use it except by mistake.
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