The Disgorger can reveal that Australian Treasurer Joe Hockey's face is actually the rear seat of a BMW 3 Series.
Capital Hill sources today leaked a rare image of Hockey with his face fully uncovered, capturing the Treasurer's image just as he returned from a cigar break.
Joe Hockey, with shields up, seen here at a Parliament House security guard's birthday bash.
Hockey, who owns only one suit and demands lighting levels constantly be changed in the House of Representatives to hide this fact, has yet to be seen by the Australian public without obscuring the lower portion of his head behind a dried-out sausage finger shield.
A notorious "freegan", Hockey looks on with disgust as the security guard prepares to blow out the birthday candles on his Coles chocolate mud cake.
But wily, keen-eyed insiders prowling the hallways and echelons of power at Canberra's Parliament House managed to snap a digital photograph of the Treasurer as he came back in off the balcony after a smoke. Still sluggish from his 10:45am Montecristo Edmundo, Hockey was unable to erect his customary face-shield swiftly enough.
EXCLUSIVE PIC!!!
Joe Hockey has denied allegations that his face is the rear seat of a BMW 3 Series.
It is understood that Joe Hockey's BMW 3 Series face comes in "Cinnamon Brown", with the central armrest folding out and moving up and down when he talks.
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